Clever and Funny Status quotes
Everyone of us deserves a second chance, but that doesn't give us the right to waste the first one
A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.
a depressed girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog
see my self as a crayon, maybe im not ur favorite color, but one day you will need me to complete your picture
A smile is the best makeup any girl could wear.
When I fell for you... I broke my arm :P
guys learn from mistake,girls learn from ex's ;)
A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
believes that happiness is seeing the woman you love... until she sees you and closes the blinds.
Sometimes when I say "I'm okay", I want someone to look at me in the eyes, hug me tight and say "I know You are not"
Life's not a garden so don't be a hoe
A Girl found a Tear in his Boyfriend's Eye. She Hugged him. The Boy continued to cry and the Girl asked Why ? Boy :- If for every tear I get
They make u think they love u when they really don't. They make u think they dnt love u when they really do.
Love is the answer no matter the question.
i'm now a millionare..fall for you too many times.
truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; youve just gotta find the one worth suffering for.
Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
if money does not bring happiness give me yours and be happy.
I wish I saved all the tears I cried for you so I could fucking drown you in them.
If You Woke Up Breathing .Congratulations You Have Another Chance.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him/her a friend.
"Why are u talking in class?" "coz my SMS isnt free"
Life is a game, if you are not careful you will lose it.
the past should be left in the past, otherwise it can destroy your future. Live life for what tomorrow has to offer, not for what yesterday
When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time.. because even the sweetest chocolate expires..
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt
thinks that it's great when stangers become best friends, but it's sad when best friends become strangers.
